Naughty sms; 68 messages
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
108 chars (1 sms)
A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
292 chars (2 sms)
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
107 chars (1 sms)
I don’t love.
I don’t care.
I just married a millionair.
And if he dies I don’t cry,
.
.
I just fuck another guy.
119 chars (1 sms)
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
268 chars (2 sms)
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .
He Has Silver In His Hair
Gold In His Teeth
Stones In His Kidney
Steel In His Knees
Sugar In His Blood
&
Gas In His A** . . .
182 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?
2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
162 chars (2 sms)
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
"Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
264 chars (2 sms)